February 2012
2 posts
Deep thoughts by not Jack Handy
Really. I’m serious. I was meant to b a stunt driver for the dukes of hazzard tv show. I missed my calling in life. Why was I born in ‘79? That was way toooooooo late to b a stunt driver for the show. Damn. Double damn.
Although, I don’t really like plaid. And they wear a lot of plaid. Huh. Guess I’ll have to find another line of work. Oh well.
Words with friends
Why is it that I have an insanely versatile and comprehensive vocab and yet lose this game to almost everyone I play? I mean I have a college degree and hi IQ and still lose by hundreds of points regularly to friends that r 10 years younger than me. Wtf. Guess I suck at scrabble or they r cheating? Idk for reals
January 2012
2 posts
New year new goal
Current career aspiration: become a stunt driver for the dukes of hazzard tv show. I think this is a reasonable goal.
December 2011
1 post
I just want to have fun...
blogsecret:
I love you and want to be married forever but I want to go out with no strings attached and have all the fun and sex I can until it bores me and have the fun that I missed out on when I was younger. Then I want to come home to you when I’m done and have the family we want.
I think my x wrote this lol
October 2011
8 posts
MugShot of Arisa Daoheuang. Austin, TX →
omfg this is my lying, cheating ex-girlfriend!
The Occupy Wall Street protests have been going on... →
Although you and I aren't together, I still...
took the words right outta my mouth
September 2011
5 posts
3 tags
I keep it wrapped until I meet the right one...
that’s a great line. idk where it came from, but i appreciate it on many levels lol
Mayan Calendar shifts with seasonal shift |... →
wow
tonight is one of those nights where i just cant...
1 tag
karma
what is karma? dictionary.com offers us this:
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1 tag
August 2011
3 posts
Mim Harrison: 13 Local Words You'll Need To Travel... →
1 tag
July 2011
3 posts
Lying down game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
PLANKING, explained.
lol
Bastille Day
Today we celebrate Bastille Day! Why? Because we are French? Nope. Because we like to PARTY!! And we love French food and wine ( but not French pop music ) lolololzzzzzz
Aaaarrrggghhhh
My tumblr app on my iPhone won’t let me post photos anymore. Suck ass.
June 2011
10 posts
Al Nye The Lawyer Guy: So What Really Is In A... →
omg this is so gross
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Memo to Archbishop... →
inothernews:
Sir, in your sermon today at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, you spoke out against same-sex marriages, characterizing the Catholic Church’s fight as one of a David — the Church — against a Goliath.
With all due respect, Father, who the fuck are you kidding?
May I ask what makes the Church David,…
May 2011
1 post
This must be how the rebel alliance felt when they...
March 2011
9 posts
American Red Cross: Donate Funds →
always a good cause
Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: First official full-length trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua-director Raja Gosnell’s feature-film adaptation of The Smurfs.
The live-action/CG hybrid, which stars Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma MAys, Hank Azaria, along with the vocal talents of George Lopez, Jonathan Winters, Alan Cumming, Paul Reubens, Kenan Thompson, and Katy Perry, is set for release...
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
14 posts
PUBLIC : ABCNT →
this cat is dope. just got a sticker pack in the mail from digitalgravel.com